Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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