what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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