I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
