his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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