can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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