covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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