Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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