so that wasnt chicken after all
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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