Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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