Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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