i was born a porn star she said
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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