you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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