My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
