Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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