The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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