We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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