dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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