I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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