i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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