we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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