my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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