When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Never underestimate the power of titties
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
