Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
well you can't waste a boner
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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