Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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