does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
