Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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