i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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