I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You're a disaster
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