Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
