Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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