We tried having a conversation with our noses.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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