I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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