Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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