And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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