You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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