ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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