After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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