You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
