NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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