how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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