is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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