It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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