covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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