I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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