This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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