escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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