She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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