He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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