he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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