So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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