Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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