I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
